Pengalaman interview TESL

Assalamualaikum hai gang! Gucci gang gucci gang boom boom gucci gang

Okay enough fatin. Its enough.

So today, I wanted to share my experience on going to Uitm Dengkil for the TESL interview.

Andddd im just going to mix up the language here. I'll be using english as well bm.


Meh im too lazy

Okay before you asking, no. I didnt get tesl. Actually i didnt get any offer. Langsung takdapat upu :)

Okay but thats aNOTHER STORY. tengokk la kalau rajin nak buat looooooollll im such a lazy girlll


Okay

So i got the offer to go on an interview dekat Uitm Dengkil. Weh dengkil weh dengkil!! Memula i tot dengkil tu kat Pahang. Rupanya dekat Selangor je. So I've done some research asal uitm dengkil tu turns out uitm tu is actually Pusat asasi. So semua budak asasi dikumpulkan kat situ. So basically situ semua memang budak budak asasi la. And bangunan dia semua still baru and so cantik. WEH TAK TIPU ANJUNG DIA NAIS BAK HANG

okay

I got the interview sabtu petang so dalam pukul 12 centu baru gerak sebab alah klang jerp. Dengkil tu takdak la jauh ngat. So dah sampai uitm dengkil tu then ayah parking kereta pastu mendampingi aku ke bangunan dinamik (kalau tak silap sebab saya dah lupa huhu) then dorang dah sediakan satu whiteboard yg dah ditampal kertas banyak2. Each paper different panel. So kena tengok nama kat situ. I got panel 7

Then they asked me to go aras 2 for writing test.   Lmao. Kau tahu? Aku dah lama tak pegang pen, kertas, grammar masatu dah berterabur sebab lepas habis SPM aku terus tinggal semua benda tu. Hahaha pastu i olls naik la aras 2, then I met this beautiful girl, kawan baru i olls laa. Her name was Raihan. She's taller than me. Memula aku ingat dia tu lecturer tau sebab dia tinggi pastu muka matured iler. Then we talked sebab nak hilangkan nebes. You know what she said that makes me down?

"6000 students yg dapat interview tesl, they will only take 500. The rest tu takdapat langsung"

I waa speechless. Wth why did u tell me this. So i terus downgrade myself saying that everyone is better since my grammar are not that superb. But i tried my best. Im not gonna lie, i really did my best.

Writing test ni 1 hour je. And writing test ni ada dua section. Comprehension and essay. Comprehension tu dia bagi text and we read it then bulat bulat jawapan. Senang kan? Tapi susah nokhorom. Susah gila. Banyak gila terms pelik2. Lelagi text tu masatu i dapat pasal kangaroos. Lagilah blur. But the essay was okay la tu me eventho aku tak buat research pasal tu hahahaha. Tajuk essay aku masatu..........hm sis lupa. OH YEAH DAH INGAT! Benefits of learning new language. Haa gitu la

Sejam is not enough babe. Trust me. Nak fahamkan lagi, nak fikir ayat lagi, nak usha abang fasi lagi (eh) haaa tak sempat dik tak sempatttt


Then we move on to the next phase. Interview dengan lecturer. Haaaaa so masa i pergi interview, it happens to be on the nomination day. So pelagi, ramai dari kitorang ni baca pasal nomination day la en. Hahahaha gigih engko. Effort tu yang penting.


Then when my best friend, Alani datang. Kasi sapot. Allahu manisnya wajah dia hahahahahaha


Then it's my turn. They said keep smiling even when you are at your lowest. (Tiber)

So i senyum then wait for them to say "Have a seat, make yourself comfortable"

Kerusi nya jauh sikit dari dorang. Hahaha takut gak masatu

Then the questions begin. Aku dah tunggu dia tanya pasal nomination day , dah set dalam otsk dah diorang akan tanya pasal factual things but then

"Describe your life in 3 words"

I'm stumbled. Apa? WAIT WHAT ??? YOU SHOULD BE ASKING ME ABOUT THE FACTUAL THINGGGGG. NOT ABOUT MY LIFE BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE

"i have no life"

YEAH KATA KATA ITU HANYA TERUCAP DI MINDA SAHAJA. KALAU TAK MEMANG AKU KENA REJECT LA KAN

"Full of laughter" i smiled.

"Why?"

"because i have a funny family. Each one of us have different character and are loud but they're still kind and funny."

Pastu aku lupa dia tanya apa. But mostly they asked me about my family.
Then dah habis semua i said thank you pastu terus keluar. Then i heard sorang budak from different panel dia meroyan sebab kena macam aku. Dah hafal semua factual thing lelagi pasal nomination tapi diorang tanya pasal life.

The question become harder bila kau takdak life macam aku.

So yeah aku dah redo hahahaha

Tapi aku okay je, bagi aku the interview went well so aku okay je. Cuma penat la tu je. Penat weh, seminggu aku habiskan masa untuk study balik english je weh.

But yeah.

Allah plans and your plans. Allah plans is better.

Redo jelah sebab takdapat langsung upu. LANGSUNG. I GOT NOTHING.

So i just masuk matriks. And now, im struggling with the sciece subjects.

Till next time, bye.

xoxo